When I was a little girl I was scared to death that a comet would hit the Earth. Then I saw “Titanic” and I realized that I could possibly accept the impact of an iceberg if Leonardo DiCaprio was there with me. Now I am no longer afraid of anything because I am Jesus. Mr Jesus.

As Mr Jesus, I got the second place in a comedy monologue competition organised by polish casting directors. Actually I didn’t want to be first so that humanity wouldn’t go crazy because of my return. However many people want the world to hear about me, so I recently played one of the lead roles in a new German Netflix series “Kleo”. Leonardo, I know you are reading this. I became an actress because of you. Thank you. I will never forget this.